What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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