What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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