- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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