Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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