Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

a dyslexic man walked his god.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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