- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

I have cancer. And you're next.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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