- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Christ is a conspiracy

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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