- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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