"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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I was watching Fox news.

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tim has no humor

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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