Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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