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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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