- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Whats the defination of cruelty

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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