- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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