please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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