- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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