How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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what are three short words? i a am

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Death by kayak

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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