How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

i hate non minorities!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

 

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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