His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

you give like i give lomain

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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