- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Democracy.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did jim all I over? He dies

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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