shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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