- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's half of 8? o

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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