Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

sucks Syntax...

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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