How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's 9 + 10 19

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call your mom? Mom

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Nah

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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