- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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