- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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