Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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