- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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