What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Women's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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