- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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