- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

they told me not to write here but i did

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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