- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

No it doesnt..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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