- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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