- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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