- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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