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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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