- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Tommy got neutered.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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