- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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