Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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sure!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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