- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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