When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

so...um, yeah

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

hashtags suck balls

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you call an arab ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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