- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What is older than history?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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