Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

The holocaust

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

womens rights

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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