a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Stop procrastinating.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Good job, son.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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