What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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The holocaust

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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