- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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