- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Your life

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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