Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

I literally died laughing

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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