- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Camerons hair is Curly..

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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