Women outside of the kitchen.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Trump will make America great again.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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