- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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