What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Everybody will die

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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