- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

women's rights.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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