Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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