How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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