How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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