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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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