- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??