- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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