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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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