What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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