4 hours later.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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sky silverstein

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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