- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

A van drives into a car.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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