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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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