Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Kys

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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