- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

where do some birds live in? Earth

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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