- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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