What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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who's a slut... you're mom

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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