some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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