Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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PENIS lol

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What does? 42

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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