- Anti Joke

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...