Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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