- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Your mother is average.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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