- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Bob Saget

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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