- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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