- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Women's Rights

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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