- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

How do you end a sentence

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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