Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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This isn't funny.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Knock knock come in.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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