- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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