- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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