- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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