How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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