Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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