- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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