A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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