- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

THe Election

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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