Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did the old man say? Im old

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

a man walked into a bar....

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

I need to start studying.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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