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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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