- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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