- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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