- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

your face

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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