What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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