Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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