Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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