- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Refridgerator.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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