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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do I hate? people

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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