Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

your mama's so fat... that's it

A women left the kitchen.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Your so gay, that you like men!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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