- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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