- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call your mom? Mom

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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