Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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autistic kids rock

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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