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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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