- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Your sex life.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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