What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Democracy.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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