- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

flavin's head

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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