- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Barack Obama

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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