Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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