- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

A man penetrates another man.

Wenis Penis

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Who wants $300? Me too.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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