Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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