Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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