- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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