- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

women's rights

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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