- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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