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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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