- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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