How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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