Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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This is an anti-joke.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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