- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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