Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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SUCK MY NUTS

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