oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

women's rights

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What is older than history?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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