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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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