- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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