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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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well use a tissue!

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Niall Horan

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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