- Anti Joke

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS