what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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