- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

penisvaginaorgasm

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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