- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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