- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Women's Rights

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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