Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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