- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

penisvaginaorgasm

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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