- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

WOMENS RIGHTS

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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