A Jew walks into Macy's

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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