- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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