how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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flavin's head

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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