Y u do dis?

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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belly button

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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your face is kinda funny

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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