What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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