- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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