- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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