- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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