whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

hey hey apple

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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