- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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