A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Equal rights!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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