Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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