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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Anti Joke

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